New Perfect Security Technology Developed

Here's a press release about this new security technology from 'Polar Foil':

No More Updates
Yes, this new technology uses a technique known as the You Try Most Procedure. This means that you never have to update your anti-virus and anti-spyware ever again. It even solves the patching problem and the thornier and harder to deal with issues of social engineering, hacking, phishing and other internet scams and skullduggery.

Compatible with all OSes
Works with all known operating systems, including these popular ones:

• Windows [3.x, 98, Me, NT, XP, Vista]


• Linux and all other UNIX flavours


• DOS [1.x - 6.x]


• Mac OS


• BeOS

And many more...

Total Protection
No more worries about your system being infected, hacked, or having personal data stolen from your computer, and you don't even have to install anything to benefit from this technique.

"If used correctly and often enough, it offers 100% security against all online and offline threats....satisfaction guaranteed!"
- Mr. Alf P Rolo the CEO of 'Polar Foil'

The Secret?
Well, don't take my word for it, look at this technique in action.
Here and here.

It can even be used in a corporate or academic environment, an example of mass use of this technique can be seen here.

Or if you want to have some alternative fun with your computer without any online security risks worrying you, try this instead:

For more details on this amazing technique, please contact Mr. Alf P Rolo the CEO of 'Polar Foil' inc who markets this amazing technique.

Go on, give it a try, you know it makes sense*!

* Regular use of this technique also helps to relieve work-place or personal stress.




"You Try Most Procedure" is an anagram of "Destroy Your Computer" - Happy April Fools Day!